'Give me a big piece of toast, please, for I've just returned from a long journey' says Ralph Rinkleman.
'Indeed,' says Mrs. Rinkleman.
'I'm sure you wouldn't believe me if I told you where I've been,' Ralph continues, but he is prevented from telling Mrs. Rinkleman about it, for just then a huge shadow leaps from the fire and covers the whole room for a moment, settling into a nearby corner and shaking its fist warningly to Ralph Rinkleman. 'Never mind,' says Ralph, 'please give me some toast.'